Actual conversation this afternoon:

I need to add this to Jesus’ bio.

Jesus is the one from Costa Rica, right?

No, I think he comes from Mexico.

No, hang on. Jesus comes from Columbia.

For the record, Jesus comes from Columbia.

And yes, I’m totally calling him G-suss. Actually, it’s closer to GEE!-suss. Just have to remember not to do it to his face…